What's the difference between refrigerator and a child?

Refrigerator doesn't have a 'd' in it.

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What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

45 minutes.

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What do you call a child afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic

What does Michael Jackson and an xbox have in common?

They are both made of plastic and get turned on by children!

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What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

What's white and can't climb trees?

A Refrigerator