What's the difference between refrigerator and a child?

Refrigerator doesn't have a 'd' in it.

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What is the difference between a Lira and a Dollar?

A Dollar

What's the difference between a BMW and a hedgehog?

On a hedgehog the pricks are on the outside.

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What body part do adults have two of and children have four of?

Kidneys.

Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

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Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.