What's the difference between refrigerator and a child?

Refrigerator doesn't have a 'd' in it.

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What's the difference between a business meeting and a battle ground?

Deadpeople

What's the difference between a gun and a feminist?

A gun has one trigger.

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How does an Alcoholic teach the ABC's to their children?

Backwards.

How do Chinese parents pick a name for their child?

Throw an aluminum pan down the stairs.

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How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

Why do women wear white wedding dresses?

So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove