What's the difference between refrigerator and a child?

Refrigerator doesn't have a 'd' in it.

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What's the difference between ELI5 and AskScience?

About 3 replies in the top comment thread.

What's the difference between Mic Jagger and a Scotsman?

Mic Jagger says "Hey you, get off of my cloud". A Scotsman says "Hey, McLeod! Get off of my ewe!"

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What do farts and children have in common?

You love your own, but hate everyone else's.

What's the difference between having a badly poured draft beer and having a child with Down's Syndrome?

If the head's too big on your beer, you can blow it off.

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What's te definition of a bachelor pad?

A. All the house plants are dead but there's something growing in the refrigerator.

What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.