What do you call a child afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic

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Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.

Who corrects Santa's grammar?

A subordinate Clause.

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What part of your computer is most likely to molest your child?

The PDF file. What part of your computer is most likely to molest your child The PDF file.

What's the worst thing you can do in the name of cupidity?

Going to Thailand with your own children

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What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic

What do you call a child afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic