What do you get if you cross a shark with a snowman?

An empty playground

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

Why do we let women and children off a sinking ship first?

So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

How many chicken does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb.

What do you get when you cross a Texas Aggie with an ape?

A retarded ape.

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

What do you get if you cross a shark with a snowman?

An empty playground

What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer ?

I.C. !

Playground Jokes More Playground Jokes

Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.