What do you get if you cross a shark with a snowman?

An empty playground

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Where's my money?

a loan shark "Where are my friends - alone shark

Why do we let women and children off a sinking ship first?

So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why shouldn't the chicken cross the road?

It would be a fowl proceeding.

Why did Jesus die on the cross?

he forgot the safe word

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

Where do snowmen put their webpages?

On the winternet.

How do you scare a snowman?

You get a hairdryer!

Playground Jokes More Playground Jokes

What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

What has got four legs and an arm?

A: A Rottweiler in a playground.