What do you get if you cross a shark with a snowman?

An empty playground

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Why don't sharks bite lawyers?

Professional Courtesy.

Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed?

The sharks life lacked porpoise.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

Why did the otter cross the road?

To say "hello from the otter side"

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

Why couldn't anyone trust the snowman to do anything?

He was kinda flakey

How do snowmen read their e-mails?

With an icy-stare!

Playground Jokes More Playground Jokes

Why are Wayne and Garth banned from playgrounds?

They hog the Schwing set.

What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.