How do you scare a snowman?

You get a hairdryer!

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Why was the snowman infertile?

He had snow balls

When is it too cold to build a snowman?

When the frostbite is worse then the frostbark.

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What do you get when you scare a tree?

Petrified wood.

Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.