Why don't blind people like skydiving?

Scares their dogs.

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Why are you showing me photos?

I'm a dog."

Why didn't you answer your home phone?

Because I'm walking the dog. Don't you trust me -Of course I trust you! Put the dog on the phone.

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How does Harry Houdini tell people to steal stuff?

Straight jack it.

Why is Russia a very fast country ?

Because the people are always Russian !

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What does the window do when the sun shines on it?

It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.

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You put a windshield in front of her.

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Why don't blind people skydive?

It scares their dogs too much

How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

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What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive

Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.