What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why do moths fly with their legs apart?

Have you ever seen the size of moth balls

Why don't ghosts have legs?

Because they're so white the can't dance.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's the similarity between a dog and a bulldozer?

Neither one is a squirrel.

What do you call a wolf with Stockholm Syndrome?

A Dog.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What is better than coming second in the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded. Sorry guys. Poor taste. But it is what it is.

Why are monsters hipsters?

Because they've been coming out of the closet since before it was cool.

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How many PETA member does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesnt matter. PETA cant chqnge anything!

Where do I lose my Arab friends?

I don't have any Arab friends, so it doesn't matter.