What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call Chinese woman with one leg?

Irene.

Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air ?

Because eggs were going up !

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What dogs never get lost?

Newfound-lands!

How are dogs and addicts similar?

They both have PAWS

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

What do you say when it's snowing?

Winter is coming.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What do you name a deaf dog?

It doesn't matter, he ain't coming anyways.

What did a chemist say to a deaf guy?

Does it matter