It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.
A dead cat.
No idear. What do you call a blind buck with no legs? Still no idear.
After the last dog they just ate.
A Barkeologist.
A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.
A-patchy scalping Edit: Changed haircut to scalping. Because that's what I came up with this morning.
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.
