Why are monsters hipsters?

Because they've been coming out of the closet since before it was cool.

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What happened when the sausage came in first?

An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"

Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova?

Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."

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Why are monsters hipsters?

Because they've been coming out of the closet since before it was cool.

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale Because there's no light inside the closet