Why are monsters hipsters?

Because they've been coming out of the closet since before it was cool.

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Where does Khal Drogo keep his DVDs?

In Yeah you'd probably only get this if you read ASOIF but the joke came to me randomly.

What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!

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What do you call a blonde in a closet?

Last years hide and seek champion

What do you call two lesbians in a closet?

Licker cabinet.