What has 6 legs bits and talks in code ?

A morese-quito !

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What's green and says "hey I'm a frog"?

A talking frog! Stolen from "Friends" still hilarious.

What joke did drake get when talking to diddy?

The punchline

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Why was this in the trash?

Me: 6: Me: It was too good. I didn't want to make your sisters jealous.

What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

a dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO

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How did the Neanderthal dad teach his son how to wear underwear?

Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"

What's the programmer's favorite drug?

A line of code.

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How did the orphans in Oliver Twist communicate with each other?

Through *more*se code!

What has 6 legs bits and talks in code ?

A morese-quito !