What's the opposite of Stephen Hawking?

Stephen Talking.

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What two states are opposites?

A: Maryland and Misury

What is the opposite of peace?

is the question.

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What did the boy tell the priest in the confessional?

Nothing. It's rude to talk with your mouth full.

Whats the emergency?

My wife is suffocating me -Literally or figuratively sir Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking

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How do you know Stephen Hawking has jungle fever?

He knows a lot about black holes

What vegetable is a bug most afraid of?

Stephen Hawking

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What if Stephen hawking was the real slim shady?

but we would never know because he couldn't stand up

What's the opposite of Stephen Hawking?

Stephen Talking.