What's the opposite of Stephen Hawking?

Stephen Talking.

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What's the opposite of an antijoke?

An unclejoke

What's the opposite of funny?

answer: Jay Leno

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How did the elephant get into the room?

We don't talk about it...

What do you get when a deaf guy tries to talk to you at a urinal?

Wet

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What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?

Stephen Hawking doesn't walkie or talkie.

What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

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What's the opposite of Stephen Hawking?

Stephen Talking.

What if Stephen hawking was the real slim shady?

but we would never know because he couldn't stand up