What's the opposite of Stephen Hawking?

Stephen Talking.

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What is the opposite of leapfrog?

Toadstool

What is the opposite of an autistic?

What is the opposite of an autistic? A Socialist.

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What do you say to a crazy person who's talking to themselves?

Hey, the person you're talking to said to give me a few bucks.

What are you talking about?

I got my hair straightened out."

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What's burnt to a crisp and at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

Why is Stephen Hawking successful?

He can't run away from his responsibilities.

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What's the opposite of Stephen Hawking?

Stephen Talking.

What if Stephen hawking was the real slim shady?

but we would never know because he couldn't stand up