What's the opposite of Stephen Hawking?

Stephen Talking.

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Whats the opposite of nickle back?

Bill front (Money jokes i got em)

Why do people buy smart cars?

Because opposites attract.

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What animals talk on the telephone the most?

The yakety-yaks!

What do you call it when you talk to God?

Praying. Now what do you call it when God talks to you? Schizophrenia, it's called schizophrenia.

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What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners?

Cause he can't do stand-up.

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Why did Stephen get an A on his test?

He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

What if Stephen hawking was the real slim shady?

but we would never know because he couldn't stand up