What's the opposite of Stephen Hawking?

Stephen Talking.

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What's the opposite of critical thinking?

Critical theory.

What's the opposite of marshmellow?

Well, I guess it would be marshmadness

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Why doctor?

Doctor: "Because I'm trying to talk to you, and it's very distracting."

What gets you hot, baby?

Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*

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What do scientists and vegetables have in common?

Stephen Hawking

How do you know Stephen Hawking has jungle fever?

He knows a lot about black holes

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What's the opposite of Stephen Hawking?

Stephen Talking.

What if Stephen hawking was the real slim shady?

but we would never know because he couldn't stand up