What if Stephen hawking was the real slim shady?

but we would never know because he couldn't stand up

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What flavor is the milkshake?

How far away is the yard How could you know its better than mine You seem, frankly, a bit overconfident.

What did one priest say to the other priest?

Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."

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What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.

What did the disappointed paraplegic say?

I will not stand for this.

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What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

What's the best vegetable to bring to a party?

Stephen Hawking

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What if Stephen hawking was the real slim shady?

but we would never know because he couldn't stand up

What's the opposite of Stephen Hawking?

Stephen Talking.