Why was the double leg amputee sentenced to life?

He had no leg to stand on.

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What has four legs and quacks?

A paradox

What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

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What did Earth say to the Sun?

My life revolves around you!

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?

fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.

Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.

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What can you put at the end of a sentence, to make it funnier?

The punchline.

Why was Jared Fogle upset?

Because he was sentenced to over 15 years in prison.