Why was the double leg amputee sentenced to life?

He had no leg to stand on.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?

Names

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Who's Angry in Japan?

The director of Life of Pi.

How is life in North Korea?

I wrote to my North Korean pen pal "I can't complain" he wrote back.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

How can you tell when an idiot's depressed?

Go stand in front of a mirror

When do you kick a midget in the nuts?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

Why was the little ink blot so unhappy?

Because his mother was in the pen, and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.

Why couldn't the dimwit read more than one sentence?

There was a full stop