Why was the double leg amputee sentenced to life?

He had no leg to stand on.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why do milking stools only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us?

Why do we have to do all the work

What did the Mexican student write his essay about?

Life outside of prison.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

How many lead guitarists does it take to change lightbulb?

One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.

What did the double-amputee say when he stood up?

I stand corrected." -From

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

What happened after the word bank was robbed?

There was a run on sentences.

What if I took the dumbest person I know, got them severely drunk, and challenged them to finish my sentences?

inventor of Autocorrect