Why was the double leg amputee sentenced to life?

He had no leg to stand on.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil

What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What is a french bakers lifestyle like?

Its a life of pain

Why are most guys like floor tile?

Because if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them from the rest of your life!

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !

What's six feet tall , silver and stands at the end of kids beds?

Gary Glitters boots.

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

What happened after the word bank was robbed?

There was a run on sentences.

Why did the man with a stammer never get out of jail?

He couldn't finish his sentence.