Because she's better at being a woman than most women are.
She doesn't want another Bell not accepting her for who she is.
Because she can't get rid of the Y chromosome
So they can stand closer to the sink.
The Patriots
You tell me.
Because they are humerus
Because it doesn't take four years to learn how to make a sandwich.
The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.