What do men and tile floors have in common?

if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

Why do more men die in car crashes than woman?

Because women are at the wheel.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do bricks and Latinas have in common?

They both get laid by Mexicans...

What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Two guys walk into a bar . . .

The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."

How the fight started Wife : Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach?

A tangent

What did the snake say when another asked him the time ?

Don't asp me !

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What do you mean, ten?

Ten years Ten months Ten-" "Nine... Eight..."

How can people get engaged after dating less than a year?

You haven't seen their fall wardrobe yet and tbh it could be a deal breaker