What time does Sean Connery go to the US Open?

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What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.

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How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you.

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Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?

It was leave your keys at the door.

When does Sean Connery usually arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish.