What time does Sean Connery go to the US Open?

Tennish

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What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon?

Ten-ish.

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What time does Sean Connery get to the US Open?

Ten-ish

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Where does Sean Connery keep his guns?

In the library of course. They're for shelf-defense.

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It was leave your keys at the door.