What time does Sean Connery go to the US Open?

Tennish

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What do you call two Egyptians who've farted at the same time?

Tutankhamun.

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O Cristor Redundant

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Who's there ! Bettina ! Bettina who ?

Bettina minute you'll open this door !

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Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!

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Why isn't Sean Connery an unmarried roofer?

He's not a fan of the shingle life.

Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.