What has a mouth but no teeth?

A: A river.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why do bees sting?

They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)

What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why does Oedipus hate profanity?

He kisses his mother with that mouth.

Why does noone listen ever to the guy who talks with his mouth full?

He is so misunderstood.

River Jokes More River Jokes

What do you call 4 Mexicans trying to cross a river?

Quatro-cinco

What am I gonna do with a river?

Could you cry me a beer