What has a mouth but no teeth?

A: A river.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why does noone listen ever to the guy who talks with his mouth full?

He is so misunderstood.

Why did the funeral director cover his mouth?

he kept coffin

River Jokes More River Jokes

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

Why is a river really rich?

Its got two banks.