What is white and gold and black and blue?

A blonde in a physically abusive relationship. See you guys in hell.

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What do a Wendy's Hamburger and the Waco compound have in common?

A: They were both cooked by a guy named "Dave".

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

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When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

How the hell would she know?

We only met last week!