What is white and gold and black and blue?

A blonde in a physically abusive relationship. See you guys in hell.

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How many of you guys experienced this?

Damn! I don't have spare keys either.

Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs?

He had too much thyme on his hands.

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What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

Where the hell did you get?

the barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.