What is the difference between a JCB and a giraffe?

One has hydraulics the other has high bolics.

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What's the difference between a black joke and Mexican joke?

Nothing. If you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

What is the difference between a Mechanical Engineer and a Civil Engineer?

A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.

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Why are giraffes such good friends?

They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.

What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

An aardvark with the sniffles!