What is the difference between a JCB and a giraffe?

One has hydraulics the other has high bolics.

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What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

What is the difference between Chelsea and Leo di caprio?

Chelsea got Oscar. huehuehuehue.

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Who won the animal race?

The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ?

A long necked toothbrush !