What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Scotsman and the Rolling Stones?

The Rolling Stones say 'hey you, get off my cloud.' the Scotsman says 'hey MaCleod, get off my ewe.'

What's the difference between my ex and my toaster?

It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

Why did the broken window not go to the doctor?

He had no more pane

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What did the pizza say to the pizza cutter?

Wanna pizza me

Why do they write PIZZA all over the box?

what else could possibly be in there

8 Jokes More 8 Jokes

Why do black cats never shave ?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !

What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What is the difference between a doorknob and a Zika baby's head?

When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.

What's annoying about going 90 in a school zone?

The screaming speed bumps

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Montana?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin!

Why don't witches have babies?

Because their men have hollow-weenies!