What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between awkward and awful?

Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her

What's the difference between a pig and a dwarf janitor?

One is messy, and the other is a little cleaner.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What do you call someone who breaks a plate and then apologizes?

Dishrespectful...

Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

How does a Mexican cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

What food is given to ebola patients?

Pizza because it can be slipped under the door.

8 Jokes More 8 Jokes

What has got 8 legs and 1 eye?

2 chairs and a half of a fish.

What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt."

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What brings no babies?

The Swallow.

Why do women love the smell of babies so much?

Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.