What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a yogurt and america?

If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.

What's the difference between Myspace and My space?

One Space.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How is a voiceless crow like a Ford dealer?

They both have broken kaa's.

Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

What do you get when you put birthday candles on a pizza?

You can't figure it out I mean, it's a pizz'a cake.

8 Jokes More 8 Jokes

Why is Microsoft going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7.. 8.. 9

What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt."

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

Why was the Doctor screaming angrily at his secretary?

He ran out of patients.

What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

Whatcha thinkin about?

Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.