What do you get when you put birthday candles on a pizza?

You can't figure it out I mean, it's a pizz'a cake.

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Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

How do hispanics cut a pizza?

Little Caesars

What do Mexicans use to slice pizza?

Little Caesers

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Why don't the Germans care about the word, 'nichts'?

It means nothing to them.

What do you mean?

It's all denty"

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What's a Chinese woman called with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene. (Normally start this as a two part joke with, "What do you call a woman with... Ilene." Ha... But figured everyone had already heard that).

How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.

Birthday Candle Jokes More Birthday Candle Jokes

Where does a snowman put his birthday candles?

On his birthday flake!

What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?

The candle is a thousand times brighter!