What do you get when you put birthday candles on a pizza?

You can't figure it out I mean, it's a pizz'a cake.

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Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

How do tiny Mexicans cut their pizza?

Little Ceasars

What's the difference between a liberal arts major and a pizza?

The pizza can feed a family.

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What letter should you avoid?

The letter A because it makes men mean.

How did the hour and minute hands of the clock get cancer?

Second hand smoking! My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes haha.

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Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job?

A: He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!

Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

Birthday Candle Jokes More Birthday Candle Jokes

Where does a snowman put his birthday candles?

On his birthday flake!

What do you get when you put birthday candles on a pizza?

You can't figure it out I mean, it's a pizz'a cake.