What do you get when you put birthday candles on a pizza?

You can't figure it out I mean, it's a pizz'a cake.

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Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

Why do they write PIZZA all over the box?

what else could possibly be in there

What do you call a pizza with just peppers on it?

A pepperonly pizza!

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What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

What do you mean he's your half son?

What do you mean what do I mean?" replied the man. He went on to explain "My son has half my genes, that makes him my half-son." The woman he was talking to decided he was crazy and without replying walked past him. She looked back and noticed his neck was red, after all it was a sunny day.

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What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.

What's so dark about blonde jokes?

They still haven't figured out how to screw in the lightbulb

Birthday Candle Jokes More Birthday Candle Jokes

Where does a snowman put his birthday candles?

On his birthday flake!

What do you get when you put birthday candles on a pizza?

You can't figure it out I mean, it's a pizz'a cake.