What do you get when you put birthday candles on a pizza?

You can't figure it out I mean, it's a pizz'a cake.

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Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?

Deep pan, crisp and even.

How do Mexicans cut their pizzas?

With Little Caesars

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What's the difference between Ireland and America?

When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.

How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

What do you call going Doctor to Doctor... What do you call going Doctor to Doctor to figure out what your inflammatory bowel disease is called?

A Game of Crohn's.

Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

Birthday Candle Jokes More Birthday Candle Jokes

Where does a snowman put his birthday candles?

On his birthday flake!

What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?

The candle is a thousand times brighter!