What do you get when you put birthday candles on a pizza?

You can't figure it out I mean, it's a pizz'a cake.

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Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

Where do epileptic midgets go for pizza?

Little Caeser's

What do you get when you cross Pizza with a Bike?

A Piecycle.

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What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur."

What does amnesia mean?

Someone told me but I forgot.

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Why can't blondes make Kool Aid?

Because they can't figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package.

Why are there commentators for televised sports?

We can figure out what's going on live, but can't while watching it on tv

Birthday Candle Jokes More Birthday Candle Jokes

What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?

The candle is a thousand times brighter!

Where does a snowman put his birthday candles?

On his birthday flake!