What do you get when you put birthday candles on a pizza?

You can't figure it out I mean, it's a pizz'a cake.

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What kind of pizza do pilots like?

Plain.

Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

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How do Freudians describe the human mind?

As a huge ENEMA, I mean huge enigma.....

What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

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How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

What do you get when you put birthday candles on a pizza?

You can't figure it out I mean, it's a pizz'a cake.

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Where does a snowman put his birthday candles?

On his birthday flake!

What do you get when you put birthday candles on a pizza?

You can't figure it out I mean, it's a pizz'a cake.