What's your favorite "grosser than gross" joke?

Mine is hickey on a hemorrhoid.

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Hemorrhoid Jokes More Hemorrhoid Jokes

Why are they called hemorrhoids?

Because asteroids was already taken.

What did the dyslexic, epilptic with hemorrhoids say?

If I fits I sitz."

Hickey Jokes More Hickey Jokes

What's more disgusting than a hickey on a haemorrhoid?

The girl who puts it there.

What do you call a dark wizard that loves to give hickeys?

a necromancer