What's your favorite "grosser than gross" joke?

Mine is hickey on a hemorrhoid.

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Hemorrhoid Jokes More Hemorrhoid Jokes

What does a math teacher do when he has hemorrhoids?

He works them out with a pencil.

What did the dyslexic, epilptic with hemorrhoids say?

If I fits I sitz."

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What do you call a dark wizard that loves to give hickeys?

a necromancer

What's more disgusting than a hickey on a haemorrhoid?

The girl who puts it there.