Hemorrhoid Jokes

Why are they called hemorrhoids?

Because asteroids was already taken.

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What does a math teacher do when he has hemorrhoids?

He works them out with a pencil.

What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids?

A stand up guy

Why're they called hemorrhoids?

Surely they should be called asteroids? :

What did the dyslexic, epilptic with hemorrhoids say?

If I fits I sitz."

What's your favorite "grosser than gross" joke?

Mine is hickey on a hemorrhoid.

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