Because asteroids was already taken.
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He works them out with a pencil.
A stand up guy
Surely they should be called asteroids? :
If I fits I sitz."
Mine is hickey on a hemorrhoid.
She worked it out with a pencil.
Because they are always multiplying.
Because you need to be 21 to get in.
Stand in a corner, corners are 90 degrees
A Neckromancer
Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.
Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.
4. Prophet.
They always finish last.
They seem mad..." -Temp worker at Foot Locker
The Talking Heads
because they all refused to make sandwiches.
Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.
Falafel Raptors. (sorry)