Because asteroids was already taken.
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He works them out with a pencil.
A stand up guy
Surely they should be called asteroids? :
If I fits I sitz."
Mine is hickey on a hemorrhoid.
Bring no blacks
He/she's not sitting or standing!
Because they take a steroid.
You can only fit three fingers in a bowling ball.
They insist that the fit could be better.
Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in english. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.
Because they take a fence to that.
4. Prophet.
Cause nice guys always finish last.
The girl who puts it there.
a necromancer
Flop-Flops :)
Because they're already Finnish before the race even began
Sits down and works it out with a pencil.
The pencil is better. It has a point.
