What did the dyslexic, epilptic with hemorrhoids say?

If I fits I sitz."

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What did the dyslexic, epilptic with hemorrhoids say?

If I fits I sitz."

What's your favorite "grosser than gross" joke?

Mine is hickey on a hemorrhoid.

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What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich?

What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth

What did the retail employee say to the young gang member in the fitting room?

You dont fit in the hood kid.