What did the dyslexic, epilptic with hemorrhoids say?

If I fits I sitz."

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What did the dyslexic, epilptic with hemorrhoids say?

If I fits I sitz."

What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids?

A stand up guy

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Whats funky and fits in a cardboard box?

A homeless epileptic.

What kind of medicine do you give a kid having a fit?

An anti-hissy-tamine.