How did you get out of Iraq?

He answered: "Iran"

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Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.

How does Yo-Yo Ma answer the phone?

Cello?

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What's the national bird of Iraq?

The drone.

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

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How did you get out of Iraq?

He answered: "Iran"

How Did I Make It To The Middle East?

Iran there.