How did you get out of Iraq?

He answered: "Iran"

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Why can't you ever answer any of my questions?

Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!

What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

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Why was Aron Ralston arrested by the FBI?

For giving arms to Iraq.

What does Iraq and Bristol Palin have in common?

Both of them are hard to pull out of.

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How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor?

Send them the Fine Brothers.

What did I do when I had a bomb strapped to me chest?

Iran