How did you get out of Iraq?

He answered: "Iran"

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Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Answer: Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.

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Why do Arabs only buy Chevy Trucks?

Because they're like Iraq.

How did you get out of Iraq?

He answered: "Iran"

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What did I do when I had a bomb strapped to me chest?

Iran

What do you call a dinosaur from the Middle East?

An Iran-asaurus!