How did you get out of Iraq?

He answered: "Iran"

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How do you get a kid out from a microwave?

Please answer before my wife gets home!

Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

Answer: To a Bananas foster home.

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Where does Saddam Hussein keep his plates?

In Iraq.

Who busted you out of Iraq?

Well actually, I-ran

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What do you call a dinosaur from the Middle East?

An Iran-asaurus!

Why have human fossils never been found in Iran?

Because homos in Iran do not exist.