Who busted you out of Iraq?

Well actually, I-ran

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Who busted you out of Iraq?

Well actually, I-ran

Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)

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How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates ... 'run around a lot!'

Why wasn't the plastic surgeon worried about running out of breast implants anytime soon?

He had a large drawer of chests right there in his office.

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Who busted you out of Iraq?

Well actually, I-ran

What would you call a Street Fighter player who can bust out the Spinning Pile Driver really fast?

SPD Gonzales.