Bust Jokes

What would you call a Street Fighter player who can bust out the Spinning Pile Driver really fast?

SPD Gonzales.

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

What slides in and out until it's balls are busted?

Piston

What did one pimple say to the other?

If you're busted, run.

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

How near was the boy to his dad's tobacco stash before getting busted?

Close... but no cigar.

Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move

Why do you smell like weed?

Me: How do you know what weed smells like ! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :(

Why don't hydrocarbons make good criminals?

They're always getting com-busted.

What do priests and zits have in common?

They bost bust on 12 year Olds faces

What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

Who busted you out of Iraq?

Well actually, I-ran

What's in front of a woman and in the back of a cow?

The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.

You might also enjoy:

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

When you put a baby into a blender, why do you put her in legs first ?

A : So that you can see the expression on the face.........

What's the diffrence between a Chickpea and a Gorbanzo bean?

I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face.

Pimple Jokes More Pimple Jokes

What did one pimple say to the other?

If you're busted, run.

What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

When do Catholics allow the use of condoms?

When the choir boys have diarrhea.

Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

How many Mormons does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to actually change the lightbulb and nine to bring refreshments

What do you call an alcoholic Mormon?

An oxymormon

9 Jokes More 9 Jokes

Why was Yoda afraid of 9?

Because 10 9 8

Why is 9 crying?

me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What does it mean when a groundhog sees a maple leaf on feb. 02?

six more weeks of bad hockey!

What do you call orange juice that looks like apple juice, but tastes like orange juice?

Juice Jenner. I'll be here all week

Weed Jokes More Weed Jokes

What Do You Call A Group Of Terrorists That Love to Smoke Weed?

HIGH-SIS

Why do you smell like weed?

Me: How do you know what weed smells like ! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :(

Thought Jokes More Thought Jokes

What's your thoughts on renewable energy?

2: I'm a big fan.

Where's the nearest cycle path you meant?

Thought you said psychopath.