What's in front of a woman and in the back of a cow?

The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Why do you smell like weed?

Me: How do you know what weed smells like ! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :(

Why couldn't the redneck kid play baseball?

Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk?

An udder failure.

What do cows sit on?

Couches

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the best way to pick up a woman?

Like a sixpack

How do you make a woman blind?

Put a windshield in front of her.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why should you not tell jokes to sand paper?

It's a rough crowd ...Ba da bum chssh

What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)

Bust Jokes More Bust Jokes

How near was the boy to his dad's tobacco stash before getting busted?

Close... but no cigar.

Why don't hydrocarbons make good criminals?

They're always getting com-busted.