What's in front of a woman and in the back of a cow?

The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.

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Why do Mexicans always walk around like the own the place?

Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it

When was Rome built?

Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

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How do you call a cow with no legs?

You don't, because cows don't have phones.

What newspaper do cows read?

The Daily Moos.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.

Why did God make women last?

He didn't want someone telling him what to do

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Why the full we don't have any jokes about Islam?

Is it because it's a joke by itself or what.

How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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What slides in and out until it's balls are busted?

Piston

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.