What's in front of a woman and in the back of a cow?

The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.

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What does a 14 year-old Native American girl say when she loses her virginity?

Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

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Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.

What do cows do for entertainment?

They go to the mooooovies.

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Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?

They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.

Why didn't I play in the Woman's world chess championships?

Because I ran

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Hey, wanna hear a joke?

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What would be Jeopardy?

If this popular game show told a joke, it would put the punchline first.

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Who busted you out of Iraq?

Well actually, I-ran

What's in front of a woman and in the back of a cow?

The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.