What's in front of a woman and in the back of a cow?

The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What do you get when you cross my mom with my dad?

I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.

What has four legs but isn't alive?

The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do cows usually fly around in?

Helicowpters and Bulloons.

Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman with multiple personality disorder?

Polly

What do you call a man who jokes that women always make mountains out of molehills?

An ambulance.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why was Joe disappointed when he read the newspaper in Washington?

There were no jokes in the Post.

What do you call a joke that is not funny?

An unfunny joke

Bust Jokes More Bust Jokes

How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.

What do priests and zits have in common?

They bost bust on 12 year Olds faces