He didn't want someone telling him what to do
Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.
Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)
Because they're funny on many levels.
I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done
Because you have to study abroad to understand them.
Nothing, you've told her twice already
It was all a myth-take!
