Why did God make women last?

He didn't want someone telling him what to do

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What do North Korea and my girlfriend have in common?

Neither want me coming inside them.

Why are British anti-smoking PSA's often made by homophobes?

Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags

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What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging?

A running joke.

What is your favorite knick knock joke?

Do tell.

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What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead

What do you call a women with 1 leg?

ilene

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Why don't we say Grace?

Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry

What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.