Why did God make women last?

He didn't want someone telling him what to do

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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted people

Why won't Caitlyn Jenner go to Taco Bell?

She doesn't want another Bell not accepting her for who she is.

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Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer?

Because she wanted to get it off her chest.

What did the Spanish guidance counselor tell his students?

You have to have gooooooaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllssssssssss!!!!!

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Why don't women blink during foreplay?

They don't have time.

Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

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What did God say to Jesus?

This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.

How can you tell God is a man?

If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate