Why did God make women last?

He didn't want someone telling him what to do

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How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

Why did the chicken go to KFC?

A: He wanted to see a chicken strip.

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How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them?

Don't worry they'll tell you

Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out?

I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.

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What is big, vibrates and makes a woman scream when put inside her?

A chainsaw.

Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman?

a computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy

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What's the mating call of a sorority girl?

O My GOd! I am so drunk.

Why is Snow White?

Because it's perfect, just the way God made it.