Why is Snow White?

Because it's perfect, just the way God made it.

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What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl

Why was Jesus not born in Australia?

Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin.

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What did the seven dwarves say when Snow White finally woke up?

Well, it looks like its back to jerking off.

Why did Snow White buy an android phone?

She thought the apple was poisoned.