Why can't you email a picture to a jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

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Why do Japanese people look so serious in pictures?

Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country

Why did the picture plead innocent at the trial?

It was framed.

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How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.