Why can't you email a picture to a jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

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How many plates do you need to draw a picture?

Tenplates

What kind of pictures do turtles take?

Shellfies!

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How does Dalai Lama send emails?

With no attachments.

What folder do emails from histrionic venture capitalists go in?

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