Why can't you email a picture to a jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

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How many plates do you need to draw a picture?

Tenplates

Why is Instagram not working?

but "Why does the world need another picture of you " #instagramnotworking

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How does Dalai Lama send emails?

With no attachments.

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.