What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea?

He died in his teepee

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Who pays for the drinks?

The German!

What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !

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What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

What happens when you witness a shipwreck?

You let it sink in.

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Why is there a fence around the graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died?

Mourning wood.

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What's the worst kind of tea?

Emptea!

What tea do hockey players drink?

Penaltea!

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Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef

Why did the Native American undergo cellular respiration?

To make A TP