What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea?

He died in his teepee

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How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze?

You invite two of them.

Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.

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What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat ?

He had to get a new goat !

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Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

Answer: To a Bananas foster home.

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"

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What does an English pimp do, after having tea and crumpets?

Tally Hoes

Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

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What do you call a Native American who graduated from medical school?

A doctor you racist

Why did the Native American undergo cellular respiration?

To make A TP