What type of bees don't die?

Zom-bees

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What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."

What will people say when Prince Charles dies?

Long live the Queen.

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What type of shoes does a ninja wear?

Sneakers.

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

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What kind of bee can't be understood ?

A mumble bee !

What does a bee do with his stinger at night?

Put it in his honey.