Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

What's her first name?

Kid: "Sorry," I think

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

How do you annoy people on Reddit?

removed

What is the difference between Digg and Reddit?

People can Voat.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What do you call a man who jokes that women always make mountains out of molehills?

An ambulance.

What's an Australian Kiss?

A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What happens if Ramsay Bolton met Samwell Tarly's girlfriend?

Gilly suit

Where do you go to meet the best fish?

It doesn't matter - any old plaice will do.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard?

They're all paws.

What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

What do you call a hen staring at lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad

What's the difference between an introverted scientist and an extroverted scientist?

An extroverted scientist will stare at YOUR feet.

Space Bar Jokes More Space Bar Jokes

What part of the computer the astronaut likes the most?

A space bar.

What is an astronaut's favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar.

Thumb Jokes More Thumb Jokes

What do you calla judge with no thumbs?

Justice fingers

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!