Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do I think about my toes?

They couldn't be further from my mind.

What's the average IQ of a psychopath?

AWWW, HE THINKS I'M REALLY SMART.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What is the difference between Digg and Reddit?

People can Voat.

Whats the difference between reddit and 9gag?

3 hours, but it takes 1 day for it to get to Hot

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What do you call Captain Forte and his sidekick Piano?

A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices.

What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component?

This guy!

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?

A: To meet chicks.

What do two people with Parkinson's disease do when they meet for the first time?

They shake hands.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of dog leaves a mark?

shar pei

What's the difference between a catholic and and a catoholic?

One is devoted to following to rules laid down by those who consider their will that of the divine. The other is a type of christian.

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

What do you call a lemon staring at an elderly lady?

Citric Flaccid

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad

Space Bar Jokes More Space Bar Jokes

What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard?

The space bar.

What do you call a bar in Star Wars?

A space bar.

Thumb Jokes More Thumb Jokes

What do you calla judge with no thumbs?

Justice fingers

What did the finger say to the thumb?

A: I'm in glove with you.