Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

What do r/jokes subscribers and Catholic priests have in common?

Both think the shorter the better.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

Why do Fencers avoid posting on reddit?

They are afraid of the Reposte.

What is Reddits favorite country?

Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!! :)

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What did the painter say to the paint can?

A lot of good you are . (the joke is that the paint can is empty)

How do you get rid of pubic lice?

Seriously, it is not a joke. I really want to know.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What did the cannibal make of the politician he just met?

Pork and bologne sammiches.

Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of milk is swiss cheese made of?

Whole milk.

What type of carpet do you put in an igloo?

Burr-burr

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

How do you pick out the extroverted engineer?

He's the one staring at YOUR feet when he talks

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

Space Bar Jokes More Space Bar Jokes

What part of the computer the astronaut likes the most?

A space bar.

Where do intergalactic keyboards go to drink?

Space Bars

Thumb Jokes More Thumb Jokes

What should we call the big finger?

Thumb' seems as good as any." "Impressive. What about this smallest one " "PINKY!" "............."

Who has one thumb and survived a band saw accident?

This guy!!!