Space Bar Jokes

What do you call a bar in Star Wars?

A space bar.

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Where do intergalactic keyboards go to drink?

Space Bars

What part of the computer the astronaut likes the most?

A space bar.

What do a lonely astronaut and your thumbs have in common?

They both hang out at the Space Bar.

What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard?

The space bar.

Where did Steve Jobs and Bill Gates go to get a drink?

The Space Bar

What is an astronaut's favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar.

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

What's an astrounaut's favorite key on keyboard?

The space bar

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What is a martian's favourite chocolate?

A mars bar

What is the difference between a baby and a mars bar?

About 500 calories.

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Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.

What's the worst kind of joke?

Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.

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Why are there no astronauts on Twitch.tv?

Because in space, no one can hear you stream.

What happened to the astronaut who was knocked out?

He saw stars.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why don't cows drink milk?

because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

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What does Ellen Pao have in common with the girl's mom from 'The Sixth Sense'?

The both have no idea why everyone stopped talking and just stared at her.

What do you call a chicken staring intently at a piece of lettuce?

A chicken ceaser salad.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What does Reddit need?

Ahmad.

Where does Ben Carson spend most of his time on Reddit?

r/explainlikeimfive

Computer Keyboard Jokes More Computer Keyboard Jokes

What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard?

The space bar.

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Where did Steve Jobs and Bill Gates go to get a drink?

The Space Bar

Why did Steve Jobs lose on the X Factor?

because Sam sung better than him