What do you call a chicken staring intently at a piece of lettuce?

A chicken ceaser salad.

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Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch ?

He was the skipper !

What is the best way to watch the "Saw" films?

In bits and pieces.

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Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

How do you pick out the extroverted engineer?

He's the one staring at YOUR feet when he talks