What do you call a chicken staring intently at a piece of lettuce?

A chicken ceaser salad.

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What's the hardest part of breaking up with a leper ?

They always leave a piece of themselves behind.

Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"

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What do you call a chicken staring at a head of lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad

What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad.