What do you call a chicken staring intently at a piece of lettuce?

A chicken ceaser salad.

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What do a piece of tuperware and a walrus have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was actually Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam."

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How do you make someone stare at a screen for 30 seconds?

Please wait...

How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.