What do you call a chicken staring intently at a piece of lettuce?

A chicken ceaser salad.

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How do you make a rave party in Africa?

You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling.

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

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Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.