What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad.

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Caesar Jokes More Caesar Jokes

When did Caesar reign ?

I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him

What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?"

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

What do you do if the Ocean stares at you?

Sea it and Wave :3

Chicken Caesar Jokes More Chicken Caesar Jokes

What do you call it when a chicken sees a salad?

A Chicken Caesar salad

What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad.

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

Why did the hen cross the road?

because chicken.

How do hens encourage their football teams?

They egg them on!