What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad.

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Caesar Jokes More Caesar Jokes

What did Caesar say to Cleopatra ?

Toga-ether we can rule the world !

What did Caesar say after crossing the river Rubicon?

Can someone get me some dry socks "

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Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

Chicken Caesar Jokes More Chicken Caesar Jokes

What do you call it when a chicken sees a salad?

A Chicken Caesar salad

What do you call a chicken with lettuce in its eye?

Chicken Caesar salad.

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.

Why did the hen cross the road?

because chicken.