What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad.

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What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

Who's there ! Caesar ! Caesar who ?

Caesar quickly before she gets away !

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How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

What do you do if the Ocean stares at you?

Sea it and Wave :3

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What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad.

What do you call a chicken with lettuce in its eye?

Chicken Caesar salad.

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Why is an elephant braver than a hen ?

Because the elephant isn't chicken !

Why do hens sit on eggs?

because they're too poor to afford chairs.