Caesar Jokes

What did Caesar say when he went to the whorehouse?

Veni Vidi Veni

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How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad.

What is Lil Wayne's favorite food?

Caesar salad

What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?"

What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

What did the Ancient Romans use to cut their hair?

Caesars.

Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova?

Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."

What did Caesar say when was in agreement?

I came. I saw. I concurred.

What did Caesar say when playing battleship?

A2 Brute.

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What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?

Irritable Brawls in Rome

What do Romans say when their wives run away?

Caesar!

What did Caesar say to Cleopatra ?

Toga-ether we can rule the world !

When did Caesar reign ?

I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him

Who's there ! Caesar ! Caesar who ?

Caesar quickly before she gets away !

What did Caesar say after crossing the river Rubicon?

Can someone get me some dry socks "

How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.

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Why do you call a Mexican midget a paragraph?

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What did Caesar say when playing battleship?

A2 Brute.

What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute "

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Little seizures.

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Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne.

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Win-Rawr.

What is the most common phrase used in school ?

Pupil : I don't know Teacher: Correct !

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Why did you cut off your ear?

Van Gogh: pardon

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They're always cutting lines

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Through the Lucha-door.

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What was wrong with Genghis Khan's new suit?

There was a chink in his armor.

How did Genghis Khan conquer Mongolia?

One steppe at a time.