Why did Julius Caesar want to quit politics?

All that backstabbing was too much for him.

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What do you want to have next?

Me: a vasectomy

Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted?

Diversion Mary

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Why did the alcoholic quit his acting career when the audience jeered at him?

He couldn't handle his boos.

Why did the bacteriologist quit her job?

She hated being microbe-managed.

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What do my brother and Julius Caesar have in common?

They both hate been stabbed

What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

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What's the difference between organized crime and politics?

One's organized.

What do you call disabled people that follow politics?

A special interest group.