Why did Julius Caesar want to quit politics?

All that backstabbing was too much for him.

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Why Does the Pope wear Boxers?

He doesn't want to look down on the unemployed.

Why did the toilet want to start a rebellion?

Because he was a slave to the cistern!

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Why did the cyclops quit teaching?

He had only one pupil.

Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice

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What did Julius Caesar say after taking Cleopatra's virginity?

Veni, Vidi... Veni.

What do my brother and Julius Caesar have in common?

They both hate been stabbed

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Why is politics for the birds?

Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines!

What's the difference between organized crime and politics?

One's organized.