Why did Julius Caesar want to quit politics?

All that backstabbing was too much for him.

Previous Random Joke Next
Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why does the boss put clocks under employee's desk?

Because he wanted them to work over-time

What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!"

Quit Jokes More Quit Jokes

Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?

He got crped out.

Why did the cyclops quit teaching?

He had only one pupil.

Julius Caesar Jokes More Julius Caesar Jokes

What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute "

Where did Julius Caesar keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

Politic Jokes More Politic Jokes

How do you stir up the politics in a Coca Cola drink?

You add ices.

What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics