Why did Julius Caesar want to quit politics?

All that backstabbing was too much for him.

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Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

they wanted to restore the CNNomies

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Why did Jesus quit playing hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

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What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

What was the most privileged region conquered by Julius Caesar?

Cis-Alpine Gaul.

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What's the difference between politics and professional wrestling?

In professional wrestling they know what they are doing.

What do you call a parody when the actors are unaware it's satire?

Politics.