What do you want to have next?

Me: a vasectomy

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Why did the parrot wear a raincoat ?

Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated !

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Want to date hot Russians!

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Why did the black guy wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

What is the distinction between a man that has had a vasectomy and one who hasn't?

I don't know, as far as I'm concerned there's not a vas deferens.