What do you want to have next?

Me: a vasectomy

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What does a woman want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

What size box of condoms do you never want to buy?

The family size.

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Why was the topologist confident about performing a vasectomy?

Because open balls are in his neighborhood

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent."