What do you want to have next?

Me: a vasectomy

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What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

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They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home

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What's the difference between a guy with a vasectomy and a guy without a vasectomy?

There's a vas deferens.

Why did the black guy wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.