What do you want to have next?

Me: a vasectomy

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Why did the mexican push his wife off the cliff?

Because he wants tequila. Literally.

Why won't Caitlyn Jenner go to Taco Bell?

She doesn't want another Bell not accepting her for who she is.

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What's the definition of macho?

Jogging home from your vasectomy.

Why was the topologist confident about performing a vasectomy?

Because open balls are in his neighborhood