What do you want to have next?

Me: a vasectomy

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Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

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How does a guy prove he's tough?

He jogs home after his vasectomy. . Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.

How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy?

They both have ornamental balls.