What do you want to have next?

Me: a vasectomy

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He wanted to get his Car tuned

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What is the distinction between a man that has had a vasectomy and one who hasn't?

I don't know, as far as I'm concerned there's not a vas deferens.

What do, you call a handicapped person with a, vasectomy?

A seedless, vegetable.