Why was the topologist confident about performing a vasectomy?

Because open balls are in his neighborhood

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Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.

Why was the topologist confident about performing a vasectomy?

Because open balls are in his neighborhood

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What do black people and a tornado have in common?

It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood.

What did the hipster say when a starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!"

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Why was the topologist confident about performing a vasectomy?

Because open balls are in his neighborhood

Why are topologists on a world of their own?

They think on a whole different dimension.

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Why was the topologist confident about performing a vasectomy?

Because open balls are in his neighborhood

What do, you call a handicapped person with a, vasectomy?

A seedless, vegetable.