Why was the topologist confident about performing a vasectomy?

Because open balls are in his neighborhood

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How many members of an ethnicity does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.

Which fish can perform operations ?

A Sturgeon !

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What do black people and a tornado have in common?

It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood.

What do tornados and black people have in common?

It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood

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Why are topologists on a world of their own?

They think on a whole different dimension.

Why was the topologist confident about performing a vasectomy?

Because open balls are in his neighborhood

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What is the distinction between a man that has had a vasectomy and one who hasn't?

I don't know, as far as I'm concerned there's not a vas deferens.

What do you want to have next?

Me: a vasectomy