Because open balls are in his neighborhood
Iran so far away
He ChromeCasts. anDruid humor.
My favorite is: "There's a maniac living in our neighborhood. He goes house-to-house leaving severed body parts on the doorstep. He gives me the willies."
It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood
They think on a whole different dimension.
If he was going to be Impotent he wanted to look impotent. (important)