Why was the topologist confident about performing a vasectomy?

Because open balls are in his neighborhood

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How do you perform mediation?

Meditation Uuuummmmmmm........"

Why is grandpa fine with performing tricks, but gets mad if you ask grandma?

It took him forever to get her off that street corner.

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What do a tornado and a black man have in common?

They both can ruin a neighborhood.

Why was the topologist confident about performing a vasectomy?

Because open balls are in his neighborhood

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Why are topologists on a world of their own?

They think on a whole different dimension.

Why was the topologist confident about performing a vasectomy?

Because open balls are in his neighborhood

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What do you call it when a King gets a vasectomy?

A heir cut

Why did the black man wear a suit to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be Impotent he wanted to look impotent. (important)