Topologist Jokes

Why are topologists on a world of their own?

They think on a whole different dimension.

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Why was the topologist confident about performing a vasectomy?

Because open balls are in his neighborhood

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Perform Jokes More Perform Jokes

What did the veterinarian performing canine reproductive surgery say to the veterinarian with over productive saliva disorder?

Spay it don't spray it.

How does a Metal Wizard perform his spells?

He ChromeCasts. anDruid humor.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange?

They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.

When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.

Vasectomy Jokes More Vasectomy Jokes

What do you call a hipster with a vasectomy?

A Fixie.

What's the difference between a guy with a vasectomy and a guy without a vasectomy?

There's a vas deferens.

World Jokes More World Jokes

Why does the USA use F?

The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.

How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

Neighborhood Jokes More Neighborhood Jokes

How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK

How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.