Topologist Jokes

Why are topologists on a world of their own?

They think on a whole different dimension.

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Why was the topologist confident about performing a vasectomy?

Because open balls are in his neighborhood

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How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

What's your favorite adult-themed Halloween joke?

My favorite is: "There's a maniac living in our neighborhood. He goes house-to-house leaving severed body parts on the doorstep. He gives me the willies."

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What do you call a fish that performs brain surgeries?

A neurosturgeon

Why can't my girlfriend perform at open mic night?

Because she's a cover thief.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Whats the difference between a retard and a woman?

The retard doesn't need to be buggered to think he's special.

What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6

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What's the fastest cake in the world?

Meriiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnngue.

What is the fastest cake in the world?

Scone.

Vasectomy Jokes More Vasectomy Jokes

What's the definition of macho?

Jogging home from your vasectomy.

Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt