Topologist Jokes

Why are topologists on a world of their own?

They think on a whole different dimension.

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Why was the topologist confident about performing a vasectomy?

Because open balls are in his neighborhood

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What do black people and a tornado have in common?

It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood.

What does a black man and a tornado have in common?

It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood.

World Jokes More World Jokes

What are the four fastest hands in the world?

when it slips out.

What do you call the secret Eskimo organization that controls the world?

The Igloominati.

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What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy?

A dry martinez.

What do you call it when a King gets a vasectomy?

A heir cut

Perform Jokes More Perform Jokes

Why wasn't Michael Jackson allowed to perform at the children's hospital?

Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))

What did the veterinarian performing canine reproductive surgery say to the veterinarian with over productive saliva disorder?

Spay it don't spray it.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you think of my tweets?

Wife: They're all pretty terrible. Me: Don't you have ANYTHING positive to say Wife: You're consistent.

What did the Mtis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!