What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy?

A dry martinez.

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How do Mexicans line up?

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Why did the black guy wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

What do you call a hipster with a vasectomy?

A Fixie.