What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy?

A dry martinez.

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Why did the 16 year old Mexican girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.

What did the Mexican firefighter call his son??

Jose

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How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy?

They both have ornamental balls.

Why did the black man wear a suit to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be Impotent he wanted to look impotent. (important)