How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy?

They both have ornamental balls.

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However, a man goes home and tells his wife about it. How is this possible?

He wasn't single.

Why was the man allergic to Christmas?

Because it's the reason for the sneason.

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What did the deaf, blind, mute, handicapped kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

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What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common?

They both have ornamental balls

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?

A pineapple !

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Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent."

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How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy?

They both have ornamental balls.

What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common?

They both have ornamental balls