They both have ornamental balls.
With a crowbar.
Women only win .7 votes for every one a man wins.
A: Nothing. But he promised he'd make it up to them on the next one.
Because there is no Turkey
A Porky-Pine
A PiNEAPPLE! Get it? -D
I don't know, as far as I'm concerned there's not a vas deferens.
If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.