How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy?

They both have ornamental balls.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How can you tell if a man has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow!

What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty

What did the double hand amputee get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't managed to open it yet.

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

Which is the toughest tree?

A Christmas Tree because it has the most balls

What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration

Vasectomy Jokes More Vasectomy Jokes

Why did the black man wear a tuxedo to his Vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

Why was the topologist confident about performing a vasectomy?

Because open balls are in his neighborhood

Ornamental Ball Jokes More Ornamental Ball Jokes

How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike ?

They both have ornamental balls.

What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common?

They both have ornamental balls