How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy?

They both have ornamental balls.

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How do you separate the men from the boys in Greece?

With a crowbar.

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A Porky-Pine

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What is the distinction between a man that has had a vasectomy and one who hasn't?

I don't know, as far as I'm concerned there's not a vas deferens.

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If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

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How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy?

They both have ornamental balls.

How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike ?

They both have ornamental balls.