How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy?

They both have ornamental balls.

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What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

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What does an orphan get for Christmas?

Really lonely.

Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas?

Because his bread was stollen!!!

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What do a Christmas tree and a sterile man have in common?

Their balls are for decoration only.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree...?

A Porky-Pine

Vasectomy Jokes More Vasectomy Jokes

What do you want to have next?

Me: a vasectomy

Why did the black man wear a suit to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be Impotent he wanted to look impotent. (important)

Ornamental Ball Jokes More Ornamental Ball Jokes

What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common?

They both have ornamental balls

How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike ?

They both have ornamental balls.