How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy?

They both have ornamental balls.

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Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?

A: It depends on the age.

What did the man say to his wife when he failed to get an erection?

No hard feelings.

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What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?

It was wound up already.

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?

A pineapple !

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How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy?

They both have ornamental balls.

What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common?

They both have ornamental balls

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Why did the black man wear a suit to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be Impotent he wanted to look impotent. (important)

Why did the black guy wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

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What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common?

They both have ornamental balls

How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike ?

They both have ornamental balls.