What language do lesbians speak?

Gaelic.

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Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door

Why is being a politician more difficult than being a ventriloquist?

Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.

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Why did the lesbian cross the street?

She was emo.

What's the perfect name for a salon run by a couple of lesbian nuns?

Scissor Sisters *ba-dum-tiss*

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What language do Fed-Ex drivers speak?

Parcel-tongue

Why is it so hard to pronounce words in Welsh?

It is the language of Wales.