Bad at golf?

Join the club.

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Why did King Kong join the army?

To learn about gorilla warfare.

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

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What do physics majors do when they hit the club?

They torque it..

Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.

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Why is golf named "golf"?

Because all the other fore letter words were taken (Thanks to ... this now makes sense...)

Why couldn't the computer play golf?

Because it had the wrong Driver