Bad at golf?

Join the club.

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What did "Nock" say to "K"?

You can join us, as long as you stay quiet.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to the gym manager when he was joining a new gym?

I'll re-rack.

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What club cancels their meeting everytime?

The vegan club

What do animal poachers do in their spare time?

They go clubbing.

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Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

Why do married men love golf so much?

Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.