Why are seals such homebodies?

Because clubbing isn't any fun.

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Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.

Club Jokes More Club Jokes

What did the DJ order from the deli?

A club sandwich with extra beets.

How are you baby?

I am in bed and thinking about you ... And you my dear - I am at a club ... And sitting right behind you!!

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How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...

How to lose a gf: Gf: which of my friends would be the most fun to have a 3some with?

Me: *names two of them*