Why are seals such homebodies?

Because clubbing isn't any fun.

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Why is the north pole of a magnet red?

Because they don't have seals on the south pole Takes a while to get, but it's worth it in the end.

What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron

Club Jokes More Club Jokes

What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?

They both get clubbed by Norwegians...

How do you keep a club exclusively for straight edgers?

You weed out the rest

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What kind of fun does a priest have?

Nun.

What do you call it when you make fun of someone's gambling addiction?

Slot shaming.