Why are seals such homebodies?

Because clubbing isn't any fun.

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What'll it be kid?

Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."

Why are seals such homebodies?

Because clubbing isn't any fun.

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Bad at golf?

Join the club.

What do you call 500 old white guys chasing a black man with clubs?

The PGA tour.

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What do cows do for fun?

They go to the moo-vies!

How do tectonic plates have fun?

They meet up and crack each other up.