Why are seals such homebodies?

Because clubbing isn't any fun.

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Why did the seal make a Tinder account?

To find a Significant Otter.

What type of animals are put on envelopes?

Seals.

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What did the baby otter say when it walked into the club?

Ouch

What do physics majors do when they hit the club?

They torque it..

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Which real-life dictator was the most fun?

Napoleon BonaPARTAY!!!

What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.