Why are seals such homebodies?

Because clubbing isn't any fun.

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Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a seal?

A polar bear

What does a Seal drink at a bar?

Anything but Canadian Club..

Club Jokes More Club Jokes

How do you keep a club exclusively for straight edgers?

You weed out the rest

What do 1% of racist people do?

They are making clubs like the KKK The other 99% are hidden here making bad jokes

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

What's the difference... between a (nationality, ethnicity, etc you want to make fun of) man and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

What does FUN stand for?

Some nights, I don't know.