Why did the seal make a Tinder account?

To find a Significant Otter.

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How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light?

Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.

What do you use to find Greek restaurants?

A gyroscope.

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What will you have?

The seals says, "Anything but a Canadian Club."

What does a Seal drink at a bar?

Anything but Canadian Club..

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Where could you look up Joan of Arc's profile?

On Tinder.

Why is the dating app called Tinder?

When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.

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Why did the seal make a Tinder account?

To find a Significant Otter.

What did the otter say to his girlfriend?

You are my significant otter."