Why did the seal make a Tinder account?

To find a Significant Otter.

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What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moonmission?

He Apollo-gized.

Why are quantum physicists bad lovers?

When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position.

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What do you get when you cross a seal and a polar bear?

A polar bear.

Why are seals such homebodies?

Because clubbing isn't any fun.

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What's the difference between Tinder and the PokemonGo app?

Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.

What did Dora say when Swiper got ahold of her tinder?

Swiper no swiping!!

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What did the otter say to his girlfriend?

You are my significant otter."

Why did the seal make a Tinder account?

To find a Significant Otter.