Why did the seal make a Tinder account?

To find a Significant Otter.

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What does a pediatrist do when you ask them which body part they find most interesting?

They admit de feet.

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A spider

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What do you call a pushy aquatic mammal?

Press'n Seal

What type of animals are put on envelopes?

Seals.

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What is Antarctica's version of tinder called?

Pick up a penguin

What's it called when you're using Tinder on the toilet?

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Why did the seal make a Tinder account?

To find a Significant Otter.

What did the otter say to his girlfriend?

You are my significant otter."