What did they say about the computer at the Bunny Ranch?

It may contain viruses.

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How many Mexicans does it take to run a computer?

Dos

What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

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How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

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What does a virus call a cluster of stars and gas?

Nebola

What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

a flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.