How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

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What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

How do you get a German out of the bath?

A: Turn on the water.

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Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers?

It's a shifty business.

What did the computer say?

too weak.

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What do you call a group of zombies watching The Sixth Sense while on a cruise?

High Seas Dead People

What do you call a man who loves a woman for her brains?

A zombie.

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What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

What did the newsletter say to the other newsletter when he asked for help?

Bro sure!

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What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!"

What did the buffalo say before sending his son off to college?

Bison.

Byte Jokes More Byte Jokes

How do you send a sandwich to someone on a computer?

in bytes

What did the byte do to keep each of his bits safe?

He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy.