How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

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How many IT professionals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning it off and back on?

How many idiots does it take to change a light bulb?

Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder

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What's the difference between a feminist and a computer?

You can punch information into a computer.

What part of your computer is most likely to molest your child?

The PDF file. What part of your computer is most likely to molest your child The PDF file.

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What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

Why did you leave me here all alone?

Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.

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What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

Why didn't the Duke of Windsor let his French servant help him tie his tie?

He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand.

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Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

the obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

What was the buffalo's last words to his teenager as he sent him off to college?

Bison

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How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

What did the hungry computer programmer say?

All I want is one byte. Hell, I'll even take a nibble.