Why did the John leave the Brothel?

He was sick of the hormones! (whore-moans)

This joke may have profanity.

Previous Random Joke Next

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

How do remove a bunch of drunk Canadians from the pool?

You ask them to leave.

Brothel Jokes More Brothel Jokes

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

What's the difference between a magic show and a brothel?

Ones a cunning array of stunts. . .

Whore Moan Jokes More Whore Moan Jokes

Hormone Jokes More Hormone Jokes

How do you make endocrine?

Endocrine is not a hormone.

What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

I can't make a vitamin

John Jokes More John Jokes

What do you call an American with a lavatory on his head ?

John.

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus