Why did the John leave the Brothel?

He was sick of the hormones! (whore-moans)

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Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

Why did the perv leave?

Because he came.

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What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

Why did the brothel run out of money?

Why did the brothel run out of money? Because all of the investors pulled out.

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How do you make a hormone?

Don't pay her.

What's the difference between matter and a hormone?

You can't make matter.

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Where did little John go after the explosion?

Everywhere.

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.