Hormone Jokes

How do you make a hormone?

Don't pay her.

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What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme.

What do you call a whore that actually moans?

Hormones.

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What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

I can't make a vitamin

How do you hear a hormone?

Pay $100 for 30 minutes

What do teens and cheap motels have in common?

Hormones

How to you make a Hormone?

You kick her in the groin.

What's the difference between matter and a hormone?

You can't make matter.

Why did the John leave the Brothel?

He was sick of the hormones! (whore-moans)

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How do you make endocrine?

Endocrine is not a hormone.

What is the difference between a hormone and a protein?

You can't hear a protein. (Wait for it)

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What is the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

You can't here a vitamin.

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How to you make a Hormone?

You kick her in the groin.

How do you call it when a girl kicks a boy in the groin during the first date?

Premature emasculation.